Signs of business – something is lost in translation …?

Hotels: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Due to the irregularity of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. We invite you to take advantage of the chambermaid. Dry Cleaners: Drop of trousers here for best results. Temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give the guard on duty. clothes shop: Dresses for street walking laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the evening with a good time. Department Store: Bargain Basement is up. Camp: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for example, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married to each other, to that end

LOL! I think the best is the waitress.

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