Each camp has its share of obnoxious campers. Someone said, look left, right, in front of you, behind you, if you can not see the truck unpleasant, can be.

To make sure that Camper is unpleasant, just follow these ten trusted and proven tips:

1. Arrive the camp very late, after everybody is asleep. Drive around the entire camp with the lights on so you can fully inspect each potential campsite. The blinding light can also serve to wake the campers make shadow puppets in your store if they wish.

2. While you and your family to discuss care and weigh the merits of each site, including those already feels free to idle the engine at high revs for long periods.

3. When backing of your boat, caravan or motorhome in the parking space, having someone in your party addresses shout out loud and clear. Keep at it, accelerating the engine, grinding of reverse and rotate the tires on the gravel until you get it exactly right,

4. If things take longer than planned, as often happens in nature, take control of obscenity oath. If your temperament bother children, even better. Will relieve the tension for everyone if you get them to mourn.

5. Leave instructions for your computer at home. Pump your gas lantern for the value of all and then throw in a live game and enjoy the majesty of its own atomic explosion. If you keep the gas valve fully open, your campsite may serve as a beacon of fire to other campers who may be lost, disoriented or under the impression that were sleeping comfortably.

6. No areas of practice his shop at home, so you can have a full blown "Kramer vs. Kramer style of civil strife which pole goes where first. Extra points for you if you brought a tent with metal poles. Plastic poles clanging simply not enough strong as when he throws the pole bag on the floor, trip over them and throw them off the road.

7. Do not feed their children on time, so it will stand and gawk other campers to eat.

8. Instead of the ingredients for S'mores bringing a small liquor store. And party all night. With the boom box at full blast of course.

9. Make sure your camping party includes:
a) drunk;
b) a person with bronchitis, emphysema, or severe coughing, and
c) tired and irritable child under the age of four. And, finally,

10. Do not use a packing list. That way you can have a chance to meet neighbors when you need to borrow and toilet paper, matches, eggs or insecticide.

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